10 Ways Having A Second Child Is Different From The First

 

1.

First Child: It was celebrated as if no one on this earth had ever had a baby before.


Second Child: Lots of cards, but where the bassinets at?


Second Child: Lots of cards, but where the bassinets at?



2.

First Child: You documented your baby bump’s growth every. Single. Day.


Second Child: “I said NO PHOTOS!”

First Child: QUEEN OF PRENATAL WORKOUTS!


Second Child: Life is your cardio.

First Child: That kid somehow barely even sneezed the first year of their life.


Second Child: Your two kids gave each other the sniffles like it was their day job.


Second Child: Your two kids gave each other the sniffles like it was their day job.



5.

First Child: DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT THE BABY WITHOUT TAKING A SHOWER AND DISINFECTING EVERYTHING.


Second Child: “Take them. Please. I love them, but give me five minutes of peace.”

First Child: Barely a single drop of sauce touched the high chair without you wiping it up.


Second Child: Spaghetti night means sauce in the most unlikely places (and you’re unfazed).


7.

First Child: “Baby Beluga” stained your brain and every waking thought.


Second Child: How do you feel about ‘N Sync, lil dude?

First Child: YOU CAN NEVER BUY ENOUGH TINY SHOES!


Second Child: Hand-me-downs? Yup.


Baby boy (9-12 months) standing in adult's shoes, holding stuffed toy
9.

First Child: This was a real thing.


Second Child: Nope.


Second Child: Nope.



10.

First AND Second Child: It might be twice the work, but you’ve never felt so much love in your entire life.



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